Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014), directed by Michael Bay

Set an infinite number of monkeys pecking away at an infinite number of keyboards and eventually one will produce War and Peace. Put one monkey in a film studio and what you’ll get is Transformers: Age of Extinction.

Extinction, by the way, never sounded so good.

But, you know, I can’t really review this movie because — as it dragged endlessly through its 165 minutes of meaningless, mind-numbing mayhem — I kept drifting off to sleep.

Ok, so maybe I can review the film.

I just don’t want to.


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